No. 13 Texas A&M v. No. 18 Arkansas (Noon ESPN) Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Urban Meyer,Shelley Smith- Cowboys Stadium
Northwestern @ No. 22 Illinois (Noon ESPN2) Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti
Penn State @ Indiana (Noon ESPNU) Clay Matvick, Brian Griese & Allison Williams
Texas Tech @ Kansas (Noon FSN) Bill Land, Dave Lapham, Courtney Jones
Minnesota @ Michigan (Noon BTN) Eric Collins, Chris Martin, Dionne Miller
Kentucky at No. 2 LSU (SEC Net/ESPN3/Gameplan) Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano
Mississippi State @ Georgia (Noon SEC Net) Bob Rathbun, Tim Couch, Kristina Akra
Rutgers @ Syracuse (Noon Big East Net/SNY/MASN/ESPN3) Mike Gleason, John Congemi, Eamon McAnaney
Toledo @ Temple (ESPN3/Gameplan) Michael Reghi, Doug Graber
Wake Forest @ Boston College (Noon ESPN3) Steve Martin, Dave Archer, Scott Pryzwansky
Cincinnati @ Miami (OH) (1:00 ESPN3) Jim Barbar, John Gregory
Air Force @ Navy (Noon CBS) Ian Eagle, Randy Cross
Tulane @ Army (Noon CBSSN) Gary Thorne, Tim Brant, Kristina Keltner
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Scheelhaase? Just had a spectacular pitch on an option
By which I mean it hit his RB who was paying no attention right in the hip.
byHank Thrasheron Oct 1, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
jNW defense seems to be swallowing the option whole.
Both of these teams can play some D.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Against each other.
byEyeheartfreedumbon Oct 1, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
byPatrick Vinton Oct 1, 2011 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You know, after that USC game I thought MN might be at least serviceable this year
Between their play and the glitter covered maroon/purple helmets I can’t watch this.
byHank Thrasheron Oct 1, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that Denard looks good against before the B1G season starts.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
oops!
Looks like Kill’s health issues have definitely had a negative effect on the team
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 12:28 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Hey, did you guys see that punt fake by Navy?
It was spectacular.
Fake punt by Navy?
That’s news to me.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
What a tremendous photo to open the thread.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
but PSU’s offense is trending toward historically bad, right?
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
Matt McGLOLn is probably the worst Big Ten starting quarterback since 2007
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
byPatrick Vinton Oct 1, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Marqueis Gray might want to have a few words with you about that.
Although at least he can run the ball.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's only because Bolden didn't start today.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
are both terrible. No wonder why JoePa can’t make a decision, its a choice between shitty and shittier
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 12:33 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
I made and am now drinking a spectacular bloody mary.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:19 PM CDT reply actions
always nice when that happens.
I'm pretty pleased with it.
Time to break out the spectacular guacamole.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You sound like you're having a spectacular morning
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It's pretty tremendous so far.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, have a spectacular birthday, sir.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Thanks!
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw, happy birthday.
I drank a growler of Half Acre Sticky Fat in your honor last night. However, I just now realized it was in your honor this morning.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Good enough! And thanks!
And hey, I dunno if your work schedule prevents it, but c’mon out to Nisei Lounge around 9 for beers with us if’n ya want to.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, we're all in for the weekend.
Everyone’s sick and the baby was bad enough that we had to take him in to the doctor this morning.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Sucks.
Hope he’s ok.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
When he coughs he sounds like a seal.
Like the kind from the zoo, not the sexy-voiced, facially-disfigured kind.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yikes. Poor guy.
Well, pump him full of antibiotics & give him a hug for me.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's not too much trouble, I would appreciate a link to a "sexy-voiced" seal.
If you have one.
Yeah, I read that as "Sticky Fart".
Gross.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the effect it's having today.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
So ... it's working!
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone in Omaha been to Krug's yet? An old acquaintance of mine is the manager there.
They “specialize” in Bloody Mary’s, which is why I ask.
What happened in this PSU game?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
JoePa decided to punt instead.
Net punt of 18 yards after the touchback.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't it like 4th and short?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Probably.
Punting at all from the 38 yard line is insane. They now get the ball back in the same part of the field after an absolutely abysmal IU punt.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
See? That wily old JoePa just outsmarted us all.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He knows something...
He knows he’s playing Indiana.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
They were, and then JoePa saw the ESPNU montage of his kicker missing like 14 FG's in warmups.
Send out the punt team.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
byPatrick Vinton Oct 1, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
They're just plain fucking awful.
Wow.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
PersaStrong did look a little gimpy running off the field
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
Can we relegate Minnesota at halftime?
I think half the MAC could give Michigan a better effort than this.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I know a geographically continuous school that's a real up and comer and who would love to take Minnesota's place...
No.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But... we play defense!
We don’t belong in the Big XII!
Listen, if you think the hazing Bret has planned for Nebraska is bad, just wait 'til you guys try to join up.
Trust me, you’re better off staying in the BXII.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It’s how long the Big XII stays that concerns me.
North Dakota State?
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno.
I’m busy thinking about Paaawwls Big Ten hatchet job in SI from earlier this week. I’ve unfortunately watched a good deal of both Tennessee/Buffalo and LSU/Kentucky and am increasingly convinced that the SEC is now fielding the two best teams in a America pretty much every year and 10 strong candidates for C-USA.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
File this under Amazing Announcing:
And Indiana must be happy to go in tied with Penn State at the half.
Good job, Griese, you’re doing a fine job of following in your father’s footsteps.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
I'd really enjoy seeing Penn State punt the ball again to end the half.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:30 PM CDT reply actions
The KU powder blue tuxes for those who haven't seen them.
(Click title to close if you didn’t know that already.)
They're ready for prom!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This year's colors are seafoam and cream.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that what they are wearing today?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
byColteyeson Oct 1, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've been watching this game, too.
They’re almost pretty enough to take your mind off their blown lead.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Love that shade of blue; those unis are turrrrrble
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They just look like the Oilers.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Without an oil derrick on their helmets.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
causing the refs to throw offensive PI flags on clean Illini touchdowns.
who do we think will win the Neb-Wis game?
ABC.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
to think he’s getting to the edge and then run smack into one of their safties/linebackers.
bystanfillron Oct 1, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
that the Badgers essentially have kept Wilson in their back pocket. I think we’ll see what he’s really capable of tonight.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh man.
You think he has a completely different gear? Or playcalling wise?
bystanfillron Oct 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Both.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think he's really good.
Everyone’s been saying, “Yeah, he’s good, but they haven’t played anybody.” Which is true, of course. And he’s been a lot better than he has in the past, but he’s been at least “good” on a pretty meh team. And he hasn’t ran much yet.
Basically, I agree.
Alright boys.
What game would be the safest play today for betting. I haven’t looked at anything and I am feeling risky.
byKirksGumInHaydensStason Oct 1, 2011 12:37 PM CDT reply actions
Safest play and Risky.
After proofreading and realizing this makes no sense. Lets lean towards the risky.
byKirksGumInHaydensStason Oct 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the line?
bystanfillron Oct 1, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you are biased sir.
byKirksGumInHaydensStason Oct 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm only giving them a 30-35% chance of pulling the upset
But I’m thinking more like 75-85% chance that it’s less than a 10 point spread
Ranks dead last in penalties and turnovers in the country right now. Texas will take advantage of that. Add in they are on a revenge tour and will most likely keep the pedal pushed through the floor it could be absolute blowout.
byKirksGumInHaydensStason Oct 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
byColteyeson Oct 1, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Thoughts behind it?
byKirksGumInHaydensStason Oct 1, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I also think N Illinois has played some good competition and are a decent team. But mainly C Michigan is terrible.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
byColteyeson Oct 1, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha.
RT @sarbucks: Watched about a minute of the Penn State-Indiana game. It was like watching the football version of Whitney.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
watching Whitney over that snooze fest…not really…yeah…maybe
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
I at least think Whitney is attractive (I'm sure others disagree).
But yeah, that’s about it.
aTm is rolling Arkansas. 35-17 just before the end of the half.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
aTm with a big lead at the half?
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
KU coach now?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Also, TD KU just before half.
yay 80's heartland quarterbacks!!!
"It's almost like Chuck Long was listening to the defense's calls."
Did anybody else see the anti-Iowa sign on Gameday?
Someone in the background was waving a sign that said “Everyone here hates Iowa”.
I’ve never felt more proud. It was almost a Sally Field moment. “You hate us! You REALLY hate us!”
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
In 8 1st half drives Texas A&M has 5 TDs and 3 punts (one of the arm variety).
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions
WOW. I missed it when it happened. RT @KegsnEggs: Illinois is the clubhouse leader for 2011 Cheap Shot national champs.http://t.co/8Ru0MW61
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 12:48 PM CDT reply actions
The best part of the video is that 45 looks back to see if the ref is paying attention.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
bystanfillron Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Illinois. Sure, I want to do that to Fitzy…but not cool.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Ringgggg . . .
Jim Delany: Ron, Jim here. What kind of bullsh#$ operation are you running.
Zook: DURRRRRRRRR.
Delany: Two games for 45. If it happens again, I’m fining you $100,000.
Zook: DERP.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
byMarcMorehouseon Oct 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Please try to pass this off as a real quote in your next article.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Shouldn't be too difficult.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be..
a Pulitzer prize worth article if it had that quote…..
byFlyingDutchman1on Oct 1, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT...
If the B1G doesn’t suspend that guy for a couple of games…they’re fucking assholes.
Although..it takes some SERIOUS juevos to do that RIGHT IN FRONT of the referee….
byFlyingDutchman1on Oct 1, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Screw just footbal. There is a man/life rule against that weak shit.
bystanfillron Oct 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn’t disagree with the ejection last night in Utah St-BYU, but wouldn’t have been outraged with just a flag, but this is just so pointlessly dirty he should be gone.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Will he get a game suspension from the B1G?
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
byColteyeson Oct 1, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't think that unfair.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't a Michigan defender get something last year?
I don’t recall what he did but something dirty I thought.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
byColteyeson Oct 1, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, pretty much everything the Michigan D did last year was vile.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Watched an ungodly amount of them for some reason last year
only good player on the D was the NT.
There’s a reason everyone lol’d at the Chargers taking a Michigan LB in the 2nd this past draft.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think he was talking about their play.
I saw that ejection, too.
And immediately thought of it again when I saw that dirty Illini bullshit.
Thought the USU guy only deserved the flag. If ANYTHING deserves an ejection, though, it’s gotta be a knee to the family jewels.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
it was a pretty vicious hit, left his feet and went helmet to helmet with a defenseless WR
but it wasn’t so clearly and pointlessly dirty as #45d
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It kinda was a punch to the helmet...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hiooooo!
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 12:50 PM CDT reply actions
that the gigantic d-bag Jesse Palmer has his own show and I even have to see him in commercials too…
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
The Bachelor looks about 54 in those Applebee's commercials.
That’s great advertising, “Our food ages you ten years and tethers you to Chris Berman.”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
you’re right, he looks like the same ol’ d-bag no matter what
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Two thumbs down?
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Is it me . . .
Or did it look like Les Miles had the same makeup on that Danny DeVito wore in this week’s Sunny?
Illinois, they fake Buckeyes.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
byMarcMorehouseon Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions
He got it done at the morgue as well.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
byColteyeson Oct 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it too soon to lump PSU in the group with IU and MIN?
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
Depends on if we win next week.
bystanfillron Oct 1, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't until next week.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, too slow.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Penn State is terrible.
But I feel like they’d be significantly less terrible if they’d just pick a god damn QB.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions
Pemm State football . . .
Shut the door, have a seat.
Still, gonna be hard for Iowa to get out of there with a W next week.
Belloti just referenced Houdini. Half of viewership Googles Houdini.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
byMarcMorehouseon Oct 1, 2011 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
Finds a hilarious Urban Dictionary definition.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
As bad as Penn State has looked today, it would only make sense that they'd win next week.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
What you say . . .
Is true.
It’s still Penn State and Iowa is still uncongealed Jello.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
byMarcMorehouseon Oct 1, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That's ok, Berman is still referencing bands that haven't had a hit in 40 years
bybrock_tuneon Oct 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
When he dies the reaction around Bristol will be akin
to that of family members who have a loved one mercifully succumb to a long, terrible illness. But without the sadness.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if they actually think he still brings in viewership above what a replacement level broadcaster would.
Jesus christ.
Illinois is done.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions
Uh, yeah.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
STRONG!
CHICAGO’S BIG TEN TEAM!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
of course he runs back to the 50 and somehow completes the fourth down pass for the first
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions
Persa is still just as annoying as he's always been.
That’s a ridiculous first down.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:04 PM CDT reply actions
is after NU scores.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Illinois' secondary is awful.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:05 PM CDT reply actions
Roll over & show that soft underbelly, Illinois.
Submit.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT reply actions
The Illini is dead.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 1:06 PM CDT reply actions
"Indiana hasn't had a drive longer than 4 plays since the second quarter"
HO.LY. SHIT. There’s absolutely no reason for Penn State’s lead to be just 3 points.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:07 PM CDT reply actions
If you just watched PSU's drive end with a fumble inside of the 5
then you’d have all the reason in the world to take that back. Penn State’s offense is one of the worst I’ve seen under JoePa (and that’s saying something lately).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Even still, 4 plays and a shitty punt manes they're almost always in FG range.
Iowa absolutely must hold this team to less than 17 points next week.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
to play aggressively. I don’t see any composure from the PSU O-line, let alone their QBs. Could be a golden chance to blitz early and often.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, others are saying it that Iowa isn't ready yet.
And that’s obviously true for some games, but this weakness against weakness. If it was good offenses and bad defenses on both sides, I could see something. But I just imagine how PSU takes advantage of Iowa’s inconsistent defense.
I think Iowa’s offense is better than Penn State’s defense, and there’s no way I say PSU’s offense is better than anything.
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
Just got in from yardwork. I the Wildcats are in bullshit offense mode.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:08 PM CDT reply actions
And now the relationship between PSU QBs has reached full-on bitterness.
Great job, PSU coaching staff.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions
Let's hope that reaches full on dysfunction by next Saturday
bybrock_tuneon Oct 1, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Illini are alive for another couple minutes.
Until Persa spins out of a sack and scrambles for a 45 yard TD, that is.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:14 PM CDT reply actions
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 1:18 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Okay just found out we have a thread going this morning
1. Did you see that Navy fake punt ( sorry thought you had to comment on it to not get banned)
2. Happy Birthday Bucket!
4. Have no idea what to prepare for Penn State offense because nobody has seen one yet
5. jfNU might not be to bad….. then give up easy touchdown
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:17 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks!
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
A PSU fumble at the goal line is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
What a shit show.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
They are AWFUL!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
You guys . . .
Should do this every Saturday.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
byMarcMorehouseon Oct 1, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions
So should you.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure the paper wouldn't mind if you joined us from the press box.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m feeling very good about our chances in Happy Valley.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
I think our defense will certainly have chance to have a good game against them
if they play anything like they are today.
bybrock_tuneon Oct 1, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
If our offense puts up points quickly and puts pressure on their offense to do the same I think we can definitely capitalize off of a lot of PSU turnovers
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 1:33 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Did Greise just say his balls were out?
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
Scrotum sliced open and everything.
Hmmm, grizzly.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
both the Colts starting guards have sat out practice the last two days. Even if both are out, he might not start, but they’d have to kick inside a guy that’s worked exclusively at tackle this year to keep him off the field.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions
Recently signed OG Seth Olsen is an option to start at LG if Joe Reitz (ankle) is unable to play. Reitz did not practice this week. "There are several [options], just in terms of moving guys from place to place. Regardless of how it works [Olsen] would be part of that next mix," Jim Caldwell said. Colts RapidReports
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure doesn’t look like you’d expect a last-place Big XII game to look.
Apart from all the penalties of course.
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPNU announcer says “Hoosiers with a golden opportunity” as they line up at their own 1.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:23 PM CDT reply actions
Is it me...
the announcing across the board has been turrible this year. Of course having 16 Pam Ward clones taking over the mothership isn’t helping. That and every announcer on the Big 12 package is awful.
bydjwoodyon Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
GUS JOHNSON!
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Indiana is almost as funny to watch as Minn.
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
Aaaaand Illinois is back.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
Aaaaand Zooking a 2-pt. try.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Penn St and Indiana is like watching a tallest midget contest
byBarleyNogon Oct 1, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
TD Ill.
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
Zook meltdown alert!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
yeah that was classic!
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
down 15 with the ball in the redzone midway through the 3rd
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
Army is running the wishbone again.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
Is David Pollack the UGA player that had something like 10 concussions in 3 years in the NFL?
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions
He was a defensive end. Looks like a X-country runner now.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
byMarcMorehouseon Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a pretty small d-end, though.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's right.
Played DE at UGA and LB in the league.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
He does look pretty fit.
Definitely doesn’t appear to have ever been big enough to play on the line in the NFL.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Persia hurt?
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions
Must have been the Spartans.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
But how did they get past the elephants?
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HEELLL!!!!!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't tell that to my family.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Never give this crowd a shot at comedy from the age of antiquity
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
RT @JohnEzekowitz: Arkansas’s offense is designed to get Tyler Wilson killed right after he releases the ball to an open receiver.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions
48 points for Michigan and the third quarter isn't over.
Does Minnesota play Indiana this year? Because it might be even worse than today’s PSU-IU game.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions
They do not, sadly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty sure this will be a bad week for my pick 'em
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
So apparently some corners of Cyclone fandom are getting up in arms over this graphic from gameday
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
Paul Rhoads has 13 wins?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Corso called Texas over K-State by two touchdowns.
Fowler thinks the Hawkeyes give Texas all they want but lose a close one.
Desmond Howard called ISU in the upset, citing their (looks at stage notes) lockdown corners.
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I though it was funny how they completely butchered that segment
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It makes me wonder how often they screw shit up about teams I don’t know very well.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
They're upset about "Ames High"?
I guess I can understand how they’d be confused, but it’s clearly a turrible play on words.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Basically my ability to get along with a fellow Iowa State fan in a real life setting depends on whether they get up in arms about this or not.
But I still have to use CF as a Cyclone news source. I hate that it’s true, but it’s true.
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus....I can see why they're upset.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
It's ok, Cyclones.
ESPN won’t be making graphics about you after this weekend.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 1:42 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Coe?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was Grinnell.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to oversimplify or take away from what jNW is able to do offensively or whatever,
but really, all you have to do is maintain gap discipline, not overpursue, break down, and tackle. Nothing too crazy-tricky.
So yeah, I’m worried.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
That said, it sure seems like it's a piece of cake to get your best WR behind the defense.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
is that not only have I watched PSU/IU, but large chunks of LSU/UK, Rutgers/Syracuse and Army/Tulane. I need a hobby.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe jNWU should try running a 4-3 Cover Jenkins Goddamnit
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 1:34 PM CDT reply actions
Penn State seems to have scored a defensive TD.
That should be more than enough to seal that win.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions
I thought it was the O. Was it really the defense?
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I was just assuming it was the D.
I didn’t see it.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
YEAH RIGHT.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It's still a rumor.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Northwestern is now showing just how they earned the "j".
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
No illegal streams in the rules?
Do golden showers count?
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
It's technically an exit.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
PFFT. Those streams are completely legal.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as it's consenting adults.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi Meg.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
How would you live blog that?
Lots of groaning?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
OVER THE LINE.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys have thoughts on Bama-Florida?
Florida is my favorite SEC team and their 2 quark backs are uber fast. I think this game will be amazing and come down to the last 3 min.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions
Quark backs made me think of some sad physics grad students starting their own fantasy league.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
But the defense of Bama will eventually impose its’ will. They win by a couple of scores
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
wizgerald why hath your magic forsaken us?
never underestimate that bastards luck….. a DB will fall down as time expires and jfNU will score the winning TD
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
And all of a sudden I feel a lot better about Iowa's chances against jNW.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:44 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, just throw it to the same side of the field all day long.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I have been feeling the same about Kansas thus far
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Look at the third comment in this thread so far by LosRandy
I think he may want to revise his opinion….
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, buddy you're in the danger zone!
We saw four quarters of good defense from these teams. And all four happened before halftime.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that'll go away.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT reply actions
Nah. They are just saving him for two weeks.
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
pffft. With a bad wheel this D will tear him to shreds.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He’ll go 39-45 for 543 yards and 5 TD’s against the Hawks.
bydjwoodyon Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
My man McGloin juked not one but 2! Dudes then BAHH! .. that sniper got’em lmao I see you young fella
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
You guys going to root for Iowa St vs Texas?
I hope they do well. I don’t actively root against them except against us.
Then again I’ve lived out of state for 15 years and never have to deal with ISU fans.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Yes. Why would I not?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Some people hate them. They usually live in Iowa and have to deal with ISU fans more.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh, Minnesota? Yes.
Northwestern, Ohio State, Illinois? Yes. Losing to Iowa State is dreadful but only because it’s usually our own damn fault.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Nonetheless, I hope they teach Mack Brown a lesson.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
against Texa$.
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Am I going to root for Team X vs Texas?
Yes.
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Of course.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I won't be watching it at all, but yeah, go Clones, or whatever.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that's the case. I never need them to win
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
BCS and all. just in case.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Hells yeah. I want them to kill Texas.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
(but if they get crushed I will laugh in a jolly fashion)
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I’d like to see them continue to win and make Iowa’s stupid loss look better. However, I will not be upset if Texas absolutely destroys them.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
True enough.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No lose situation then.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice forward lateral fail in the aTm game.
Arkansas is totally going to win this thing.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT reply actions
I feel sorry more for Jerry Kill than I do the Gophers.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT reply actions
He didn’t have to take a head coaching job.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't he come from a head coaching job in the MAC or something?
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup. Northern Illinois.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I realized that after I hit post, but hoped no one would catch that :)
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
If you’re sick and that’s why he is struggling, step down. That’s why I don’t feel bad for him.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Maturi should have told him to go home and get healthy.
Now it’s become a distraction and a nightmare.
It’s not Kill’s fault that they hired a guy with issues. The institution needs to write off this year and let him get healthy, and reload in the 12.
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think both sides need to take responsibility and move on (at least for this year, yes). I just don’t think it’s ok to be accepting a paycheck either when you might not be capable of doing the job you are hired to do.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Stuff happens when you get older.
If they didn’t know about his cancer and seizures, or if they did: you do not have to quit your job if you get sick.
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
but head coach of a Big 10 school? I think you need to be 100% for that one…and there are other jobs where that is the case. He doesn’t have to quit, but I think for the sake of the university and his players, just take some time off.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, but it's also his boss's job to tell him to chill and get healthy.
Now his illness is a distraction and counterproductive.
I was not impressed with the “I’ll work this job till I die” talk. That’s selfish.
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
that's a more eloquant way of saying my original point, yes.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It's year 1.
That pity will wear off when he has them competitive in year 3.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
byKyle McCann'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope he's still alive in year 3.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
trying to settle for a long FG. Draw goes nowhere. 4th down attempt fails.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
There was too much time left when that drive started
They’re just biding their time.
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
How the hell does Phil Jackson fit in an Audi?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions
Yoga and weed.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Was it an A6? I had a couple of those. Tons of room.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
When I hear Audi A8 I think of the movie RONIN with DeNiro
big chase scene with one of those.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell yes. Very underrated movie.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Do I need to find it somewhere? Or just track down this chase scene?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch the whole thing. Has some very good actors.
The whole thing is not a great movie, but a solid good movie with some really cool stuff in it.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Illinois fumble inside their own 40.
jNW is alive.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
The Wizzer is disappoint. He wanted to make a spectacular comeback. Something fancy.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus tittyfucking christ, Jason Ford.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
Who do we think wins MSU v OSU?
Is OSU offense so predictable that even Sparty can handle them?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
Has jNW lost a game yet? I think they did but can't remember who. Army???
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
bynwyms Trebek!on Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Wishbone, baby.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Army's wishbone has put up 45 pts.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
Don't you have to have a hold of the pads for a horse collar?
Looked like mainly jersey but the way he went down there is no way they don’t call that so….
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate the horse collar penalty.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I understand the need for the rule.
However, its enforcement isn’t very consistent.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it only apply when the ball carrier goes straight back or is it anytime a player is taking down by the collar/pads?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too. Especially like that, where it's clearly unintentional/not flagrant.
But, you kinda have to have the rule there and have it be 15 yards every time (like w/facemask), b/c you kinda can’t have any ambiguity with it.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
ROY WILLIAMS, YOU'RE THE REASON WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
What ever happened to those badass tearaway jerseys?
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It appears they have tearaway pants in the NFL now, if that counts.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
I like Fitz.
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 2:11 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Ugh. Jesus.
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions
Are we rooting for jNW or the Zookers?
I can see reasons for both. I’m assuming we want everyone in our division to have as many losses as possible. Just in case…
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions
I don’t care who takes it.
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Judging by your name you have to like the new Archer character voiced by Putty.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
but I don’t watch Archer. I watched the first few episodes and I just didn’t think it was funny. I’ll stop there and await punishment.
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I watched it a couple times last year but it’s a cartoon so it wasn’t appt tv for me. I did watch it this year and now realize its brilliance.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Pam has really emerged as a fantastic character.
She was brilliant last Thursday.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
The first few episodes weren't nearly as good as it became.
It is much better now. Worth giving another shot. Season 1 it warmed up about episode 5 or so.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully they are rerunning the old episodes somewhere so I can catch up. It does seem like the kind of thing I would generally like, just didn’t hook me off the bat.
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, everyone who talks about how funny Archer is is probably too young to understand about half the references (including me)
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, no.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
There was some obscure Magnum PI reference on one episode and I just sat there blankly while Jebus cackled like a banshee.
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
The season 2 finale?
I didn’t catch the reference (well, shot-by-shot remake) either, but once viewed side by side it made it about 4 billion times funnier.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we root for the most soul-crushing ending possible
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That adds a new component to cheering/hating. I suppose cheering against the division is smart. Go Zookers?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Wizgerald uses his powers to buy a bullshit horsecollar flag.
TD jNW on the next play.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
short of a turnover?
This painfully reminds me of Iowa-Wisconsin 2010.
byTheCornballeron Oct 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
byTheCornballeron Oct 1, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone get the feeling Illinois goes right back down the field?
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
Since Iowa hasn't played Illinoiz since the Taft Administration
I’d forgotten how much I enjoy watching Illinois blow itself up.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
McNutt is going to go for 300+ on Illinois, isn't he?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
does he have 8 more years of elligibility?
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
In the 1st half, yes.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
We're playing Illinois in the B10 championship?
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No, because Delany will cancel the game if that happens.
We’re not allowed to play Illinois anymore.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
After 2008 I consider that to be a good thing.
That game pissed me off much more than a usual loss. I was drunk and so pissed I punch a door as hard as I could and screwed it up for a month.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
tbe door or your hand?
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
On jNW, I mean.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
byIAinCAon Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT via SB Nation iPhone appup reply actions
Wow, Bellotti pointed out that Illinois would be within three if they had converted their first two point conversion.
Completely ignoring that they wouldn’t have gone for it the second time if they’d made it the first time.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:05 PM CDT reply actions
Wizgerald has them riiiight where he wants em now. That's why he saved his timeouts.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
There goes number 1.
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
byPain in the Sashon Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
You wont believe me, but A&M pissed away their lead
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
Was that a 2pt conversion just now?
I guess that would make sense.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yep.
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
And Arkansas has completed the comeback.
Now just an XP away from the lead.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
He's obsessed.
Now Fitz uses little note cards on the sideline, too.
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
!!!! Yup.
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
bydjwoodyon Oct 1, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He would use the crackhawk, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
A DIVE.
Wizgerald is going to force a Jason Ford fumble here.
The weirdest part of the play will be that Jason Ford will be on the sidelines.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:12 PM CDT reply actions
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 2:12 PM CDT reply actions
I mean, he has to be good at something right?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
its his hair gel that does it. that and he has a magic barbell
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Jedi mind tricks are of no avail against the mindless
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, if 55-0 didn't happen, does 58-0 get erased also?
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 2:12 PM CDT reply actions
what does that mean? did we beat jNW by 58-0 under Hayden or something?
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
holy shiznit!
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
it might be a shootout with us against them.
not something our coaches are used to.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Was PRAYING Zook would go for 2 again.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT reply actions
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:14 PM CDT reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
Not unless you're hoping for a demon possession.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Corn! Corn! Corn!
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
bydmbmegon Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy almost miracle.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
They definitely put in effort.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
Oh wow, that was almost sublime.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
If Cain Kolter had wheels he would have made that play....
byArguloron Oct 1, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions
They needed The Denard.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Illinois wins the LOLHAT!!!
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
and proceeds to GO where they collect $200.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
VIOLATION! VIOLATION!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The Zook does a squib kick so they start at the 40. Classic, Zook.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Pink IU with the ball trailing PSU 16-10 with 2 min to play.
bydjwoodyon Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
First time since the 60's or something?
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
TD NAVY!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
byGeorge Washington Eagleclawon Oct 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
yes!
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
2 PT GOOD!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
Navy!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
byBlackheartnopantson Oct 1, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
I hope PSU doesn't lose to Indiana. That might fire them up for next week.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
Agreed.
Much better for them to be depressed at winning, than in existential crisis (if they lose).
We play tackle football.
byBellancaon Oct 1, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
That seems equally likely.
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK!!!!
AF had that defended pretty well too.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
ended with the FB one on one with a corner in a tight space on the goal line
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Not when the pitch is that close to the sideline.
AF had Navy.
That was a player’s play.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
so today is the day where no one can hold a 3 possession lead. should make for an interesting afternoon
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
The Indiana 2minute drill is awesome. They've burned all their timeouts and moved the ball 18 yds
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
One play left for IU.
Just 2 seconds left.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
Officials measured but didn't have the patience to do it correctly and bring the sticks from the opposite side of the field.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
by6 seconds of hellon Oct 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Big day for you.
All of the “Derp derp, you went to Iowa State” I hear in Austin all the time has me behind gulp your Cyclones today. ’Horn fans are more aloof than Michigan fans (but at least the sheep are safe)
byGeorge Washington Eagleclawon Oct 1, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
byCyHawkon Oct 1, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just discovered that I chose PSU to cover.
I am beside myself. I knew better than that. FUCK.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
I knew Penn State would be junk today…and hopefully next week as well.
bydjwoodyon Oct 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
byBrock Sampsonon Oct 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
...and no one was even in the end zone. He can't throw the ball 50 yards. Horrible. Just horrible.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
byjebushchriston Oct 1, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
Dusty Kiel can't throw the ball 48 yards apparently
Lead blogger for 5 other sites.
byHawkeyeBoileron Oct 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT reply actions
Attention Hoosier fans:
Two weeks until basketball practice. Drive safely.
bydjwoodyon Oct 1, 2011 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
That indiana pass was almost straight up into the sun.
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
Just wait until Dusty's brother gets to campus next year.
byThe Mexican'ton Oct 1, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Dusty was never supposed to be a QB.
He was supposed to be a cowboy.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
bySomeJerkPosteron Oct 1, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
Good eye.
byDoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica?on Oct 1, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Go Arky!
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
byrupertjon Oct 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I’d be betting the house that Ohio State will cover…
byIowa Refugeeon Oct 1, 2011 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
byshake n bakeon Oct 1, 2011 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
byRossWBon Oct 1, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THE AFTERNOON THREAD!
lol!
byHawkeyeReconon Oct 1, 2011 2:38 PM CDT reply actions
Is it a spectacular afternoon thread?
byEastLosRandyon Oct 1, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there gonna be an afternoon thread?
byBucketochickenon Oct 1, 2011 2:55 PM CDT reply actions
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