Before we get to Charlie Sheen, first let me say that it is feeling slightly to mostly springy out there today, so ... what better way to celebrate Daylight Savings than partying in Princeton for Pi Day?
Pie-eating contest at McCaffrey’s ... rides with Albert Einstein on the Dinky ... pi recitation contests ... it’s — as co-founder Mimi Omiecinski puts it — a “geek freak weekend.” Celebrations started Friday and continue through the day today.
Check outwww.pidayprinceton.comfor all the info.
I’ve mostly avoided writing the words “Charlie Sheen” in this space, mostly because there just doesn’t seem to be anything original to say.
Though I will say this: I find myself liking the guy. It’s weird, but true. He’s likable, despite the nonsense.
Anyway, I posted some random ramblings on my Facebook page last week about Sheen, and one thing I posted really got my FB friends’ creative juices flowing. I wrote, “Woke up this morning, found Charlie Sheen on my couch. Advice?”
Well, there was PLENTY of advice. A sampling:
“Move out,” wrote Bitsy Potts Nixon.
“Leave a trail of flour to the neighbor’s house. That oughtta lead him out,” wrote Stephen McLaughlin, to which Debbie DeBlois responded: “No, a trail of cocaine will work better. Or call TMZ, that’ll make him leave.”Continued... 1 2 See Full Story
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Anne Rossetti told me to “Put on your big boy panties and PARTY like a star,” while Paul Anderson cautioned me to “stop hanging out wherever you were last night.”
Diana Gerace pointed out that having Sheen on my couch must mean I’m “winning,” and Kim Kelly Clark was nervous for me, pointing out Sheen “has tiger blood.”
My buddy in Cambodia — and if you’re ever in Phnom Penh, you must stop by the Garage Bar — had some more sinister ideas: “I’d loot his wallet,” he wrote. “He didn’t even notice when he crashed at my place.”
Erik Monsees encouraged me to “Join the ride, he’s an F-18 bro,” and Christine Kachure was just relieved, pointing out, “Thank goodness you found him! He was over at our place last night, and said he was going out for cigarettes, but he never came back.”
Chris Zubey told me to “hide the goddesses,” and Eric Maywar was the most practical of the bunch, telling me to “sterilize the couch!”
And of all the tips of dealing with the Sheen-on-my-couch problem, perhaps Sean Russell summed up my truest feelings: “What’s wrong with two porn stars and a good time?” he wondered. “Charlie Sheen is crazy but I want to party with that guy once!!!!!”
That’s right. Five exclamation points. Russell is serious about this.
Say what you will about Sheen, I think we can all agree on one point: My Facebook page is bitchin’. Not a fool or troll to be found, and we’ve all got Adonis DNA. Come join the party, eh?
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