Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Every Day Should Be Saturday

, but that is a very low grading curve we have here. Rich Rodriguez was walking pablum undershot with desperation, and Lloyd Carr alternated moments of grandfatherly winking with long stretches of saying absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Hoke, however? Positively avuncular, and possessed of a certain candor we have to like. He also used the word funnest, but we'll defend him for this since the comparative and superlative version of fun really should be funner and funnest. He also liked or likes beer. Yay you, Brady Hoke.

Q. Did you just drop a hint you were a bit wild back in your college days?

A. Uh, yeah, for two years I really didn't have the best goals in mind. I wanted to play football and try to drink every beer in Muncie, Ind. And I tell parents that on visits.

The ringtone to his phone is "Who Are You" by the Who. This is necessary information.

SPEAKING OF COACHES WHO SEEM MORE LIKABLE EACH DAY.  Mike London is the only coach at the FBS level we know of who has actually stared down the barrel of a gun (Barry Switzer is retired, after all), so by definition we respect the hell out of him (especially because he admits it was really not a fun thing.) Sosuspending three players, man, it's no big deal, since it's not a drug dealer threatening to shoot me dead.

I WILL KILL THIS CHAIR AS AN EXAMPLE TO YOU OF WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DO DRUGS WAIT WHAAA--- Will Muschamp allegedly smashed a chair in his "discussion" with Janoris Jenkinsfollowing his marijuana arrest. Remember, if he wins it's " [NAME REDACTED]-ish." Another terrifying note from Buddy Martin (who is always sort of terrifying in his own, doddering way.)

Don’t ask me how I know this, but I’ve got a feeling the offense Charlie Weis puts on the field this season won’t be what we think it’s going to be --- whatever you are thinking. That’s because I don’t know that Weis and Muschamp have even decided that yet.

PAC12.COM IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. "Fuck L-Scott and the clique he claim/ My site till I die 'less you buy this claim."

HE'D TAKE YOUR CHECK, FOR SURE. Don'tthink it far-fetched,because Ari Fleischer would take anyone's money to say anything, especially Nebraska's. "Madam, Bo Pelini did not bite your arm in a dispute over weak coffee he purchased from you at a Starbuck's; he was merely trying to show you what real strength was, just like the strength he demands from his football players and his coffee"

AND NOW HOUSTON NUTT WILL SIGN FIVE MEN TO REPLACE HIM. KR/PRJesse Grandy of Ole Miss has left the team due to family issues, and will likely not return.

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Thank you...freek.

You make all of our lives better.

byTerry Bowden's Shoe Liftson Feb 9, 2011 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

that Cyrus would have that bedspread in his room. He needs that in his dorm because he likes to relax with light, happy colors before taking someone who has annoyed him to the top of Denny Chimes to defenestrate them.

Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v

FBS?

Must we give in to that nomenclature? Some of us are still fighting the 1-A fight out here, you know…

The day I use FBS is the day I put a "the" in front of Ohio State in daily conversation.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army

Agreed and rec’d.

Makes me think that the NCAA hired the same clowns that came up with Leaders and Legends to sell us all on the idea of FBS and it’s related abbreviations.

The guys who got paid for that must have been doing some Clay Travis-level trolling...

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"

is the day the terrorists, and Mg@n, win.

He was told if he ever introduced himself at team functions as being from “The Ohio State University” the punishment would be swift and severe. As far as I’m aware, he has yet to test that threat.

"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate

On their last appearance on SNF he used The Ohio State University

He was joined by his teammate Ryan Pickett in using the same proper term. Since half of the douches use their HS, I don’t think he has anything to worry about.

You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes

byCrabapple Buckon Feb 9, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the most ridiculous and stupid thing I've ever heard.

People need to get over this already. We’re going to do it whether it bothers you or not.

Sorry for partying.

byTracy Rocker's Appetiteon Feb 9, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans

"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

byLondonjoeon Feb 9, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Transmogrified up in this piece!

byAncient Chinese Secreton Feb 9, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

and have taken a couple pictures with him when I’ve been out.

bybroskion Feb 9, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Should be clear, it was his teammates making the threat, not the organization

I can completely understand why the other players on the team would be offput by a seemingly elitist attitude from a rookie. It’s likely that he and Pickett have gained enough cred with the other players that they don’t have a problem with it anymore, to Crabapple’s point.

"Football - For the Touchdowns; Playbook - Full of Touchdowns; PIRATE HAT and BACKUP PIRATE HAT" ~ WR Emeritus Golden Tate

Is that D-IAA is worse. Unlike this so called “Baseball” where AA is better than A.

Sparty on. Gator done.

bySpartanGatoron Feb 9, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a problem with baseball, not football.

Everyone knows A batteries are bigger than AA batteries.

Remember, high school football (in every state I’m familiar with, at least) does it the same way as baseball – A for the smaller schools, then AA, AAA, AAAA, and finally AAAAA (or even AAAAAA in some states, I think) for the biggest schools. Not to say that bigger is necessarily better, but it’s the same general idea.

byThe Missing Ton Feb 9, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

1 is the biggest, 6 is the smallest. Also, the private schools compete in the same state championships as the public schools- which is not the case in North Carolina, and many other east coast schools

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"

byMikeLewon Feb 9, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The private schools are easily as good in most sports. surprised me that they don't compete. I think it's on the Public school side that doesn't want it.

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